| MY SECRET LIFE |
[Nov. 10th, 2004|04:53 pm] |
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I may just be a little doggie but do not think you know everything about me.
People like to say that I am cute and little but "intriguing" and "mysterious" are also some nice words that might apply to me. This picture was taken on Halloween and is just a mere glimpse into the labyrinth that is my psyche.
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| Gotta PEE, gotta POOP! |
[Oct. 15th, 2004|03:37 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Beethoven:Symphony No. 7 - Dresden Philharmonic | ] |
Yowch! If no one gets home soon to let me out I'm gonna make a real mess. What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? I don't wanna get in trouble... and I CAN'T go back to that cage-place-of-death! One close call was enough, thank you very much. Ooooh! Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now! Gotta go, gotta go, gotta goooo!! This is killin' me! Uh, oh.
Oh, NOOO!
(PAUSE)
...And I DON'T have to go right now! |
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| 2 MUCH TOMMY |
[Jun. 30th, 2004|11:04 am] |
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I like Tommy but he is around all the time now. I guess he doesn't have a reason to go outside anymore because he just stays in the house with me when Anthony leaves and shuts the door. It's not nice to say this but I wish Anthony stayed home instead of Tommy. Anthony pays a lot more attention to me and he smells better. One of these days when Anthony's going out the door I'm gonna dash out with him so he can't forget me. |
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| MY BATH |
[Jun. 3rd, 2004|05:58 pm] |
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Sometimes Anthony gives me a bath and even though I feel like crying inside I remain calm and well-behaved. I see him coming with the towel and the Johnson's Baby Shampoo and I do not run. This is how much self-control I have. You could learn a thing or two.
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| PLEASE DO NOT STARE AT MY WIENER |
[May. 25th, 2004|11:02 am] |
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Sometimes I feel embarrassed because I am naked all the time I cannot help it I am just a dog. I do have a sweater that they sometimes make me wear for guests but it is too warm and pinches my wiener and I want to rip it to pieces. Just because I am naked is no reason to laugh and point it is not "cute" either. It is hard to maintain my sense of dignity when people treat me like a human baby and call me things like "Scooter Pooter" and "Scootypants." I endure these affronts to my self-esteem because I do love my human owners and understand that they mean well. And sometimes maybe I do not mind playing baby. |
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| VISITOR |
[May. 22nd, 2004|08:50 am] |
Last night Tommy's dad visited my house he is a big human. I was very excited and nervous but I still was a good dog. Anthony's lap was a very safe place for me with such a big strange human in the house. I think a bone might have been nice for me but nobody thought of that.
Tommy's dad threw my favorite ball and I was very impressed I did not know he knew any tricks. |
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